“If you wanna mix pineapple chunks with sunflower seeds and mozzarella, you go nuts son!
You want banana peppers, pepperoni and pepto-bismol, you got it!
If you are after mushrooms, olives and a touch of ham? Well, everyone has a crazy side. Weirdo.
Try this inedible art pizza! You want minimalism, political rhetoric and neo-classicism? You can have it. You want to meld found objects, your views on Shamanism and tiny replicas of pop marketing whizzkid Jeff Koons? You just got lucky.
Make your own conceptual pizza and get fat off the visual riches of your own intellectual genius! Hell, its the only way you can afford to eat from now on.